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February 26 Joke of the Day - Girls Night OutGreetings !!!
February 15 Woman Fired For Telephone Answering GreetingGreetings !!!
full article February 02 Hide Your Holiday TummyGreetings !!!
Keeping your calories in check along with doing your crunches everyday will be the way for you to see that flat, chiseled, sexy stomach. Crunches are easy to do, and if done properly, are very effective for toning those abs. Here is a step by step breakdown of the proper way to get the most out of your crunches. read full article January 15 Joke of the day - 011/14/2009Greetings !!!
Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you. The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop. Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!” The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says “Surpise, its me the Hippie!” The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says “Surprise, its me the bus driver!” January 11 Keep Walking in the ColdGreetings !!!
read full article January 06 Joke of the Day - 01/06/2008Greetings !!!
INTELLIGENCE So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, ‘intelligence'?" The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!" The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand." December 29 Joke of the Day - 12/29/2008Greetings !!!
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. December 28 Thought for the Day - 12/28/2008Greetings !!! Instead of striving in vain to deny or to fight against what is true, put yourself on the side of truth. By fully acknowledging and accepting what is true, you can achieve whatever you wish. by Ralph S. Marston Jr. Thought for the day December 26 Joke of the Day - 12/25/2008Greetings !!!
Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
December 22 Joke of the Day - 12/22/2008Greetings !!!
A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: December 21 Joke of the Day - 12/20/2008Greetings !!!
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. December 17 Joke of the Day - 12/16/2008Greetings !!!
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. December 15 Thought for the Day - 12/15/2008Greetings !!! You control the awesome power of your thoughts. And with your thoughts you can successfully visualize yourself into action every time. by Ralph S. Marston Jr. Thought for the day December 14 Joke of the Day - 12/13/2008Greetings !!!
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. December 12 Joke of the Day - 12/11/2008Greetings !!!
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. December 10 Joke of the Day - 12/09/2008Greetings !!!
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. December 08 Joke of the Day - 12/07/2008Greetings !!!
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. December 05 Joke of the Day - 12/05/2008Greetings !!!
In a courtroom, a pursesnatcher is on trial and the victim is stating what happened. She says, "Yes, that is him. I saw him clear as day. I'd remember his face anywhere." At which point, the defendant bursts out, "You couldn't see my face, lady. I was wearing a mask!" December 04 Joke of the Day - 12/03/2008Greetings !!!
A doctor has some trouble with the kitchen sink, on a public holiday. He calls the local plumber, only to be told that it's his day off. "But I get called out on my days off, too!" says the doctor, somewhat exasperated." So, the plumber relents. The plumber arrives, and glances over the sink, looking preoccupied. He mumbles something about golf, then hands the doctor a couple of aspirin and walks out, saying, "Put these in. If it doesn't clear up in 24 hours, call me tomorrow." December 02 Thought for the Day - 12/02/2008Greetings !!! Set yourself free to dream, and then discipline yourself to do the dream. Be the dream and be the achievement of the dream that is uniquely yours. by Ralph S. Marston Jr. Thought for the day |
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